Theft-Proof Soap

Apparently, soap is popular among thieves in my neighborhood because it's under lock and key at my local Walgreens. I've never regarded body wash as an item worthy of heightened protection. Pharmaceuticals-yeah. Razorblades? Sure. Cosmetics- seen it. It's not like my neighborhood is shady, either. I guess I won't be buying my suds here. It's too much work to flag down an employee to unlock my soap so that can do sniff/scent comparisons. Check out this nonsense:

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